Unity Charge Batteries · New York, NY

Tarnished at Unity Charge Batteries — New York, NY

Full-timeNew York, NY$40,000–$70,000/yearPosted 2026-07-22
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Benefits

  • 401(k) matching
  • Bonus based on performance
  • Flexible schedule
  • Home office stipend

Long ago, you were exiled — or rather, forgotten. Now Grace has called you back to a Shattering world in desperate need of a new Elden Lord. This is a self-starter role with minimal onboarding and an extremely steep learning curve.

Responsibilities

  • Traverse a sprawling, hostile open world with zero fast travel until you find a Site of Grace
  • Defeat demigods, dragons, and inexplicably difficult optional bosses hiding in basements
  • Collect Runes (our proprietary currency/XP system) and reinvest them wisely, or lose them all to a random crab
  • Recover Great Runes from fallen demigods and restore them at Divine Towers
  • Form alliances or rivalries with a large cast of NPCs, most of whom will die, betray you, or vanish without explanation
  • Manage inventory, upgrade gear via Smithing Stones, and interpret cryptic item descriptions as lore
  • Ultimately mend the Elden Ring and claim the title of Elden Lord

Qualifications

  • Prior experience with punishing difficulty preferred but not required (you will learn)
  • High tolerance for death, repetition, and re-fighting the same boss 40+ times
  • Comfortable working with little to no direction or quest markers
  • Patience for parrying, rolling, and reading enemy tells
  • Ability to remain "maidenless" for extended periods

Compensation

  • Paid in Runes, spirit ashes, and the crushing satisfaction of a boss finally going down
  • Great Runes and one (1) Elden Ring, contingent on performance and DLC completion